Minor league teams are notorious for wacky stunts and promotions, and the Double-A affiliate of the Detroit Tigers, the Erie SeaWolves, are certainly no exOH GOD WHAT IS THAT NO NO NO NO.
The Easter Bunny tossed out a ceremonial first pitch today! pic.twitter.com/j6R8dZPNrv— Erie SeaWolves (@erie_seawolves) April 16, 2014
That poor man. He shot his eye out with a BB gun as a kid, and now he roams around, ballpark to ballpark, loitering in the parking lots, hoping someone will ask him to throw the first pitch in exchange for him never coming back.
Seems like a pretty fair deal, Erie SeaWolves. Seems like a pretty fair deal.