From the department of unintentional comedy: A Derrick Rose figurine that says LEG ASSEMBLY REQUIRED. Because, you know, Derrick Rose's legs have needed some serious assembly over the past few years:
After perusing some online toy stores: this is a real thing!
But some do! And those other ones also sometimes seem like they need leg assembly:
BE MORE CAREFUL WITH YOUR PHRASING, BASKETBALL PLAYER FIGURINE COMPANIES.