From the department of unintentional comedy: A Derrick Rose figurine that says LEG ASSEMBLY REQUIRED. Because, you know, Derrick Rose's legs have needed some serious assembly over the past few years:
@jeremypiven Come on man! pic.twitter.com/m8DUYgMCIo
— Steve L (@bullystyle311) April 17, 2014
After perusing some online toy stores: this is a real thing!
And to make it even funnier, this isn't just a standard thing that's on every toy: LeBron's doesn't have it:
But some do! And those other ones also sometimes seem like they need leg assembly:
BE MORE CAREFUL WITH YOUR PHRASING, BASKETBALL PLAYER FIGURINE COMPANIES.