On Friday, a photo was uploaded to Reddit with the caption "Murica! Monster Jam is worth the admission just for the people you get to see! Yes, that's a syrup bottle." It was perfect.
The following appears to be the story of that man, as told to me in the words and pictures of @TravMinn. He says he was there. Here are his tweets and photos.
Here is the gentleman at Monster Jam in Nebraska.
(Photo courtesy of Travis Minn)
He takes out a syrup bottle, and begins drinking.
(Photo courtesy of Travis Minn)
He proceeds to double-fist Miller Lite and syrup.
A police officer approaches him to make sure there was no booze in the bottle. Here is what Minn tells me happened next.
Reasonable response!
The cop is chill, but our hero isn't out of the woods.
Too good to be true? Minn's tweets from April 11 seemingly corroborate the story.
Now he is legit crying because someone came and took his syrup away
â€" TRAVIS (@TravMinn) April 12, 2014
It was worth the $$ just to sit by this dude
â€" TRAVIS (@TravMinn) April 12, 2014