It took a Washington Nationals game to show us just how un-patriotic the Easter Bunny really is.
Who knows what that freakin' rabbit was thinking? This is an extremely serious Presidents Race, not some run-of-the-mill tortoise and hair garbage. Stupid bunny ruined everything. Think we're being harsh? Yeah, well maybe this floppy eared joker could have put something better than dried fruit in my basket.
GOOD JOB BUNNY
h/t For The Win