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FSU fan's version of 'Royals' is somehow worse than Florida fan's

There was a bad parody song. It did NOT need a rebuttal. Now we have the worst song ever.

There's a dangerous arms race brewing in North Florida that we really need U.N. intervention to put a stop to right now. We asked for the cessation of bad parody songs when the Florida Gators fans did their version of "Royals" a few days ago and it fell on deaf ears. Our second warning will not be so soft in light of FSU's "rebuttal" that is an affront to ears everywhere.

STOP THIS FRIGGIN' MADNESS RIGHT NOW. WE WILL PRESS INTERNET CHARGES!

It's unclear how FSU found a way to make a worse version, but here we are. Read these two sentences and see if you can guess why the second one doesn't work.

1. "We don't care, we're driving Cadillacs in our dreams."

2. "We don't care, we're still at Florida State in our dreams."

God, it feels dirty writing that — let alone singing it. We don't blame you if you can't stomach watching the whole thing, so here's a six second version that fills you in.

h/t Reddit/CFB

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