Raccoon's are nature's criminals. They physically wear a mask, have a propensity to steal from garbage cans and if you mess with them they will bite and scratch you into submission.
Except one raccoon -- this raccoon. Instead of being a pest it'll just roll down the hall like a tumbleweed.
"The bathroom's down the hall, second door on the right. Don't mind the rolling raccoon on the way."
There goes your afternoon, because there's no way you can stop watching this.