Love Barcelona? Love drugs? You can get both in one!
Or at least you could. The Spain police ruined your fun by confiscating Barcelona-shaped chocolates full of marijuana and psychedelic mushrooms.
Detenido en Alicante un maestro turronero por elaborar bombones "futboleros" hechos de marihuana y setas alucinógenas pic.twitter.com/1lAos49nKt
— Policía Nacional (@policia) April 22, 2014
Officer: "What is that smell?"
Man with bloodshot eyes: "Love."
Officer: "No, it's not. That's marijuana and ... something else."
Man with bloodshot eyes: "Why do you hate Barcelona?"
Officer: "You're sitting in an Ihop with 50 chocolates and three stacks of pancakes."
Man with bloodshot eyes: "I bet you're a Real Madrid fan."
Officer: "Are those mushrooms?"
Man with bloodshot eyes: " Who puts mushrooms on pancakes?"
Officer: "Do I know you?"
Man with bloodshot eyes: "I can stuff two chocolates in one pancake."
Officer: "Oh my god, you're Tata Martino."
Man with bloodshot eyes: "AND CESC FEBRAGAS IS MY STRIKER GODDAMNIT."