— Chris Creamer (@sportslogosnet) April 25, 2014
There are two choices. Either you can head to the mall and have one of those weird stands by the food court embroider a hat that says "ASSHAT," or you can simply buy everything the AL West has to offer and make your own!
Determining "ASSHAT" existed is vitally important work that humans have somehow overlooked until this moment. Alternatively you could read this as "A's shat" but we don't want to be playing too blue.