Beating your team's opponent beyond recognition with a sledgehammer is widely frowned upon, so it's recommended to demolish an effigy instead. It helps when the opponent shares its name with a car. Seahawks fans who watched a crane trash a Ford Bronco can tell you that. And soon, so can Atlanta Hawks fans who paid $5 to destroy an early '80s AMC Pacer:
That's pretty metal, Atlanta people. Although not as metal as Atalanta (At-a-lanta) people, who crushed cars with a GODDAMN TANK last year.
UPDATEThis did, in fact, happen:
And not only that, the team apparently found another light yellow AMC Pacer to destroy before tonight's Game 6:
We aren't sure we want them to win anymore, because we fear for the lives of wizards around the country.
POUND THE PACER! Stop by the Philips box office until tip to take your swing pic.twitter.com/hBxwV0qi6k— Atlanta Hawks (@ATLHawks) May 1, 2014