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Derek Jeter plays with Robinson Cano's beard

Beards are alien to lifelong Yankee Jeter. He must investigate.

Derek Jeter does not have a beard. Former teammate Robinson Cano, now on the Mariners and free from the tyranny of the Yankees' facial hair policies, does.

Jeter-cano-beard

It's possible Jeter has never grown a beard in his 40 years. He's been in the majors and on the Yankees, banned from even the possibility, since he was 21 years old. He's retiring after this season, though, so maybe then he can finally put the razor away and let nature take over his face. Jeter has a lot of catching up to do on the beard front, so expect something like this:

Jeter_s_beard


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