Crab legs are pretty great. Sure it's a lot of work for a small amount of meat, but cracking open some shells and eating innards is the best way to make yourself feel alive. Jameis Winston knows this. He couldn't wait to get some crab (as reported by Tomahawk Nation).
While Winston and Florida State scrambled (or crab walked) to deal with the fallout, the internet just had fun. It was glorious.
Florida's commissioner for agriculture, everyone:
Everyone loves #FreshFromFlorida crab legs.— Adam Putnam (@adamputnam) April 30, 2014
"It happen so quick, Kevin. He grabbed my lil cousin and said "we skrong den" and sprint toward the front." pic.twitter.com/M8ol970Rn9— TeeJay Be Chillin™ (@AintEeenTrippin) April 30, 2014
Proper crab-handling procedure is of the utmost importance.
The offseason, ladies and gentlemen. pic.twitter.com/ZBBx7lxX0Q— Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) April 30, 2014
In honor of Jameis Winston, we'll be doing our show today live from Red Lobster.— Paul Finebaum (@finebaum) April 30, 2014