Atletico Madrid are going to the Champions League final for the first time in 40 years after beating Chelsea. 3-1, at Stamford Bridge.
How did they do it? Big balls.
Who is to thank? Mothers.
Simeone finishes press conference: "I want to congratulate the mothers of these players because they gave them big balls."— Michael Munoz (@MikeEMunoz) April 30, 2014
That is an accurate and scientifically backed congratulations and implied thank you. It's only missing one thing.