#Lookit

The Big Hurt thinks there's a dinger-related conspiracy

BLACK HELICOPTERS FLYING OVER COORS FIELD, TAKING OFF FROM THE DENVER AIRPORT.

Frank Thomas, do you have something to say on social media about baseball? Perhaps your picks for the season, or ...

Oh.

Let's unpack this. The curious capitalization is obviously a code.

L
R
T
B
A
T
M
B
D
E
S

Phonetically, it's pronounced lurootuhbuhatmuhbeedies. LaRue at my bad eyes. Jason LaRue ... Jason LaRue ... dammit, nothing.

Or maybe it's code for "Last retweet, bat MB dies?" MB ... MB ... Milton Bradley? Yes, it's a "Clue" involving Milton Bradley! Is he in danger? Look, I don't have time for this Dan Brown crap, Big Hurt. Just tell us.

Also:

HR%, 2014: 2.2
HR%, 2013: 2.5
HR%, 2000, when Thomas set his career high: 3.0

Other than that, he makes a pretty good point ....

Hat-tip: Hardball Talk

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