Wednesday ranked as a top-five all-time day* on the college football internet, thanks to the news of Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston's citation for liberating some shellfish. The Photoshops: to be commended.
The best news, though, is that the sprawl has now entered the real world, four whole months ahead of kickoff:
NOTE: These are actually knockoff Jameis Winston crab legs. The real ones are surely either molding and gooing in a Tallahassee evidence locker or being bronzed for a statue next to Publix's seafood stand. Luckily, Alabama has a knockoff Jameis Winston at quarterback anyway.
* Please list your picks for the five greatest-ever college football internet days in the comments below.