Erik Spoelstra was nice enough to show up for his Game 5 pregame press conference. Unfortunately, nobody had any questions for him. Other than probably "what kind of whipping are you going to put on the Nets tonight?" (By the way, the answer was "shameful.")
"AYYYYY ... SIT ON IT, POTTSIE."
And then he punched a jukebox and the Brooklyn Nets exploded.
(h/t to Brandon Stroud at With Leather)