Joe Kelly of the Cardinals visited the St. Louis Zoo Monday, and because he is an important baseball man and not a regular peasant, he got to hang out with some animals. In doing so, he produced the selfie to conquer all selfies:
Selfie pic.twitter.com/Ts9FcuOHlB— Joseph Kelly Jr. (@JosephKellyJr) May 19, 2014
"Hey, check out this picture of me in front of the Eiffel Tower."
"Yeah, but how about me with a sea lion adorably resting its head on my head?"
"Well uhhhh here I am in front of a beautiful sunset."
"Sea lion though."
"I took thi--"