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Adult athlete receives birthday cake made out of Uncrustables

No word on whether he had soda, purple stuff, or Sunny D to wash it down. Thanks, Mom!

Sometimes, when you turn 26, you just need to put your foot down and say, "But Cooooooaaaaach, I don't WANT crusts on my birthday caaaaaaake!" Well, Tony Sanchez, this is your lucky day.

Uncrustables, for those of you who don't know, is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that has been stamped out in a factory and put in a cellophane bag because some kids are brats and their parents are at their wits' end.

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