One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine touches. NINE TOUCHES IN THE SAND WITH PEOPLE RUNNING AT HIM AND THE BALL DOESN'T HIT THE GROUND UNTIL IT IS IN THE NET.
Have you ever tried running in the sand before? It is exhausting. Now imagine trying to juggle the ball in the sand while sprinting and avoiding people. It's basically hell.
And yet here's Bruno Xavier doing it like it's nothing, dancing around people and eventually scoring, then sitting down on the bench, smiling and giving thumbs up.
No, Mr. Bruno Xavier, sir. You cannot be trusted after that dark magic.
H/T Fox Soccer