#Lookit

Cristian Rodriguez plays with himself on the Atletico Madrid bench

Shake it once, that's fine. Shake it twice, that's okay. Shake it three times, you're playing with yourself, again.

Your team is playing in the Champions League final, with hundreds of millions of people watching around the world. The match enters extra time and everyone is nervous as hell.

But not Cristian Rodriguez.

Atletico were out of subs so Rodriguez wasn't going in and he had business to attend to, but seriously, put a sock on the door.

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