— Indy500Pics (@Indy500Pics) May 25, 2014
Far be it from us to tell anyone how to enjoy their Memorial Day weekend, but maybe think about putting on a little sunscreen next time. Just a thought.
The tank-top burn pattern is impressive enough, but look at the color of this dude's skin! It's the exact same color as those cheap red hot dogs you find in the bargain section of the grocery store. That's going to hurt so much in the morning.