New Jersey's Noah Granigan crossed the finish line of the Tour of Somerville Juniors race before anything could go awry, but once he did secure that first-place victory, awry things went:
This is not the traditional pose of a victor:
Nor are these the typical post-victory tweets:
Well that was stupid— Noah Granigan (@noahgranigan) May 26, 2014
Ouch— Noah Granigan (@noahgranigan) May 27, 2014
But hey, a win's a win. Excellent work. Maybe just keep both hands on the handlebars next time.