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Stephen Hawking trolls Luis Suarez

Stephen Hawking is the former Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge University and a world-renowned icon of theoretical physics, which obviously makes him the perfect person to talk about England's chances in the World Cup.

Skip the bit about logistic regression -- you don't go to Prof. Hawking for the math, after all -- and get right down to what we all want to hear: one of the world's great scientists calling out Uruguay and Liverpool star Luis Suarez for diving and then using the phrase "England couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo."

It's difficult to believe humanity has wasted this man on black hole dynamics.

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