The Clippers have a chance to turn it all around with a new owner, and Steve Ballmer is the right person for the job. That assertion doesn't come from a place of understanding his business acumen or sports knowledge, but entirely his quotient of getting excited at things.
Ballmer is fun, Ballmer is excitement. If he could lose his mind over a Microsoft press conference we can only imagine how he'll react to a DeAndre Jordan dunk in person.
We have more bold ideas too, like a new intro for the upcoming season.