On Tuesday evening, Buster Olney tweeted the following:
Half moon sighting in Detroit. Somebody's going to gif that.— Buster Olney (@Buster_ESPN) May 7, 2014
The tweet found its way into the SB Nation chat, where we assumed Olney meant the actual moon, since BUSTER'D NEVER deign to talk about butts. We even made fun of him for thinking a half moon was worth making a GIF, or that the shape of the moon was unique to Detroit somehow.
Joke's on us, because most of a guy's ass fell out in Detroit:
"Fell out" is actually a bit off, because this would have been a reach over the fence totally devoid of nudity if the fan's friend hadn't given the waistband of his undershorts an unnecessary tug. Like, it's nice to help out, but you're going to need two hands applied directly to the waist or torso in that case. One hand on the skivvies never did anyone any good. Except for butt enthusiasts. Did them a whole lot of good.
Butt enthusiasts may or may not include Gene Lamont:
"Yup, that's a butt alright."
Sorry, Buster Olney. Thanks, butts.