Roberto Kelly was a five-tool prospect once. If you included things he could do with his butt, though, he was at least a 48-tool prospect. What is the deal with his butt?
It's at this point that we ask a simple question: What are you doing with your butt, Roberto Kelly? Oh, and there's a follow up question: How are you doing that with your butt, Roberto Kelly?
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