When people hear the words "Minnesota Vikings" and "Lake Minnetonka," they inevitably think of one thing: that time a bunch of people did sex things on a boat. That probably won't change, but we're making baby steps, as two-time Pro Bowl linebacker Chad Greenway came to the aid of a pair of wayward boaters on the lake Monday afternoon:
Per Twin Cities NBC affiliate KARE, the pair became unable to steer their boat, which began to drift towards a dam. Greenway hopped in the water and wrangled the boat, as one does. Good on Greenway, because not all of us are linebackers who can wrangle boats.