We as a civilization ought to do away with clocks and calendars and just count time in units of Moments Bartolo Colon Swung So Hard His Helmet Fell Off, because it is a precisely regular occurrence. Here he is taking a cut Sunday against the Pirates:
I remain glad that:
1. Bartolo enjoys this as much as we do.
2. Nobody has bothered to find Bartolo a tighter helmet, because *everyone* enjoys this as much as we do.
And now we celebrate:
Previously in Bartolo Colon hitting:
crying pic.twitter.com/ACr8AshskV— Lana Berry (@Lana) April 3, 2014