#Lookit

Here's Miguel Cabrera picking Jose Altuve up like a G.I. Joe figure

You had an idea it would look like this. Still, check this out.

Did you know Jose Altuve was a little shorter than the normal baseball player? Seems like something we should have talked about by now. Well, Miguel Cabrera is taller than Jose Altuve, who is on the shorter side for a baseball player, so here's a GIF for you:

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The unceremonious dump is what gets me. "Now that I've lifted you in the air as if you were a child, I will let go when you're seven feet in the air."

I'm sure Altuve gets tired of this stuff. That makes one of us.

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