Lance Stephenson is an unrestricted free agent, and after the best season of his career, there's a market for him. We put him at No. 11 in our list of the top 75 free agents this offseason.
However, this seems a little intense:
Per several sources, #Pacers will roll out the star treatment for Lance, & has even produced a movie in his honor to be shown after midnight— Candace Buckner (@CandaceDBuckner) June 30, 2014
A movie! They made a movie!
We know what they mean -- it's probably a few highlight reels an people telling Lance Stephenson to stay in Indiana -- but we like to imagine it's a damn feature film, with paid professional actors. We like imagining it's a rom-com, starring Larry Bird and an actor playing Lance, and that at some point they eat spaghetti from different sides of the same plate and they meet in the middle and kiss.
Also, we made the easy joke: