So, to recap, we've now covered:
(1) 50 Cent's Worst. First Pitch. Ever. — in video.
(2) 50 Cent's Worst. First Pitch. Ever. — in photos.
(3) 50 Cent's instant explanation.
(4) A chart of 50 Cent's first pitch, relative to all others.
(5) 50 Cent's explanation on morning television.
(6) 50 Cent's masturbation-related explanation on Reddit.
Now we're here. #PeakMeme for 50 Cent's first pitch. At least, until the next thing that happens.