#Lookit

Bud Selig is already announcing the 20014 MLB Draft

The Draft jumped ahead 18,000 years between picks.

Man, the MLB Draft has been going on for a while, but we're winding down! Ooh, the pick is in. Take it away, Bud Selig:

Wait what?

[looks outside]

[outside is an ashy hellscape]

[turns back to TV]

"And with the 34th pick in the first round of the 20014 MLB Draft, the New St. Louis Mutant Horned Cardinals select ... PITCHERBOT 4000 from the Sector H-14 Nebular Academy."

[Selig retreats to cryogenic chamber to slumber for another thousand years]

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