By now, you should know that everything is sports. And if you go to a concert when you're over the age of 30 -- even for a band that doesn't have a history of inciting riots -- you should know that three hours of standing in one spot and nodding your head a bit is pretty much the most intense workout you can possibly get.
So when you're attending a sporting event like a concert, you should dress accordingly. Nicolas Cage and Andrew Dice Clay went to a Guns N' Roses concert in Las Vegas. Did they both come attired correctly for this outing?
Nailed it. Dice is ... still dressing like that in public apparently. And while your eye may be drawn to Nic Cage's cane, cowboy hat, indoor aviators, prayer beads or PANTS WITH FRINGE, please be aware that he is wearing a T-shirt with a meme of his own face on it.
Please never change, Nic Cage. Please continue making 12 movies a year so you can buy more yachts.
(h/t to Vulture)