The world's great fights don't need lengthened hype or build up, they happen organically like the first snow of winter.
Before Master P was attempting to race college athletes the rapper coached a basketball game back in March. The crowd got all riled up for seemingly no reason and decided to hit each other with mops, chairs and anything that wasn't nailed down. Thankfully, TMZ now has footage of the brawl in all its splendor. The melee looks like those early ECW pay-per views where half the crowd is totally into it and the rest just want to avoid the fray.
Seriously though, here's what you all came for: A GIF of a man brandishing a mop getting clocked with a chair.