I don't know why there's a baseball-sized hole behind the right field wall at Camden Yards, but I do know Brandon Moss nailed it with a grand slam on Sunday. The ball soars over the wall, bounces a few time, then just peaces out:
Please don't fix the hole. Instead, place a set of football uprights in front of it and a basketball hoop above it and petition the MLB to make it a pinball-style HOME RUN MULTIPLIER. I will not accept opposing arguments.