First of all, let us acknowledge that Soccer Beagle is Purin, the Japanese beagle who excels at pretty much everything, including several sports. It's World Cup time, though, so we're most interested in this latest highlight tape, which features the versatile, indomitable stylings of Soccer Beagle. Soccer Beagle contains soccer multitudes, y'all. She's got offensive skills for days:
(Those are legit head fakes, and by someone who dribbles the ball with her head, no less.)
AND she's the most sure-pawed goalie you've ever seen:
That goal might not be regulation size, but I'm not worried about it. Her range is fine, trust me.
And Soccer Beagle's got a way cooler celebration than anyone else in the game:
Come too close and she'll pee on you mid-celebration.
SOCCER BEAGLE FOREVER.