How is St. Louis Rams defensive end Chris Long getting ready for Tuesday's World Cup show down between Belgium and the US of A? He's painting his face red, white and blue and dumping out crappy faux Belgian beer.
Top of the morning to you. On my way to the grocery store to buy two cases of blue moon and dump them out pic.twitter.com/neiLnO3m3J— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) July 1, 2014
Lest we incur the wrath of beer nerds on the internet (hooray for literalists!), we're required to remind you that Blue Moon is NOT REALLY A BELGIAN BEER, and that it's also made by Molson Coors, a hybrid American/Canadian company.
But that's okay, because the Belgian waffle isn't really a good breakfast item. In fact, Belgium might not even be a real country, just the unclaimed offspring of French and German parents.