Well, good news: Marlins Kid lives!
To be honest, it's a tad disappointing. The beauty of the original Marlins Kid Vine is the sheer joy that comes across Marlins Kid when he realizes somebody is watching him, and the urge to lift his shirt up. This time, he knows what's coming. The utter unexpected passion is gone. He even loses his smile mid-gyration. He's tired of dancing for us, and yet we urge him to dance.
Also, we wish the dude on the right wasn't doing the old-timey leg-crossing dance, whatever that's called.