#Lookit

Bartolo Colon is hitting eighth

Adam Hunger-USA TODAY Sports

This is the Brazil-allows-seven-goals of lineup construction. Tell your kids where you were.

Say, this is an interesting lineup.

Wait is that ...

It can't be, but ...

IT IS.

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That dude is hitting eighth. Outstanding.

Don't feel bad, Eric Young, Jr. It's not that you're worse than Bartolo Colon, it's just that getting Colon at-bats earlier than you is more important. Also, you must be pretty bad.

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