#Lookit

The John Deere Classic has hypocritcal signs (or doesn't understand how phones work)

;Don't use your phone, but DO download our app!

Conundrum: the John Deere Classic wants you to download its app, but golfers can't be distracted while playing golf. That is how this pair of signs came to be:

Why someone would ever want to download an app for a sporting event that takes place four days a year when there are dozens of other ways to track who is doing well at a sporting event, I have no clue. However, we urge anybody who feels like doing that to move someplace else before fulfilling a sporting event's desires.
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