There are precious few things in life that absolutely live up to your expectations. Watching DMX ride an amusement park ride is definitely one of them.
Seriously, is DMX self-aware at this point? TMZ captured a video that's such a pitch-perfect parody of DMX that you'd expect it to be a skit on Saturday Night Live. It's a treasure from his first "It's some scary shit," to his last fleeting attempts to convince the in-ride camera that it was all an act.
There's only one thing left to do: Enjoy llamas.
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