Gonzalo Higuaín scored to put Argentina ahead, and Argentines celebrated accordingly ... except for Sad Trombone Man:
Bob Ley's right. No matter how much you watch, Sad Trombone Man won't join in the fun.
ESPN didn't show it, but Sad Trombone Man is reported to have followed up by lifting his trombone and playing four sad, sad notes:
Maybe Sad Trombone Man only celebrates victories, and not mere goals.