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Free agency has been a sad, lonely time for Dwyane Wade

"Opt out," they said. "It'll be great!" They told me ... *harrumph*

It's been a rough week for Dwyane Wade. The entire NBA world is aflutter wondering where LeBron James, Chris Bosh and Carmelo Anthony will wind up, but nobody's thinking of poor Dwyane.

The only thing Dwyane is doing is making LeBron's decision more difficult. Wade has been waiting for the phone to ring, but it's been shockingly silent. He sent some emails and has already prepared next year's taxes ... and still, nothing. The whole situation has become quite tragic, especially since we've come to find out what Wade is doing with all his spare time.

Joining a rec league kickball team

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Actually watching paint dry

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Buying a new muffin pan at Bed Bath & Beyond

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Watching 72 straight hours of QVC

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Riding a seesaw alone

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Poor guy. Does anyone have a roster spot for him? We hate to see him like this.

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