#Lookit

This guy likes Nike so much that his beard is a swoosh

Those KD VIIs are cool. But not "swooshface" cool.

Speaking as someone with a beard, sometimes you just gotta grow it out. Shaving is for stupids. But here's a short list of things you don't need to do with a beard:

That's it. That's the end of the list. ALTHOUGH if this fellow was alive in the late 1600s, he could probably do well terrorizing the Caribbean as Swooshbeard the Pirate.

I am having a real good time imagining this guy on the subway, just jabbing people in the eye with the tail of that beardswoosh. Try imagining that. It's a good time.

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