You're simply not going to beat Paul Bissonnette's Ice Bucket Challenge.
Not only did the NHL free agent spend every remaining penny in his bank account climb a mountain, wear a speedo, and get GLACIER WATER dumped on him by a HELICOPTER, he also nominated LeBron James, Aaron Rodgers and Russell Wilson to take the challenge next. As you've no doubt seen on the Internet this week, the Ice Bucket Challenge is being used to raise awareness and money to fight ALS.
How are you going to beat a helicopter, LeBron? Private jet?