Hate when someone tries to tell me about Orcas like I haven't studied these creatures since birth...
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) September 29, 2014
We have a few questions:
1. What situation do you find yourself in where people are trying to explain orcas to you? Is this just Chad Johnson yelling at the National Geographic Channel?
2. If you've been studying orcas since birth, why didn't you change your name to Orcao Cinco?
3. Is it a prerequisite that you sound like Napoleon Dynamite when talking about orcas?
4. When you were in Miami did you campaign for the Dolphins to change their name to the Orcas?
5. Do secretly wish you starred in Free Willy?