Here's Terry:
The story of Terry Francona eating 17 fruit popsicles in one night: pic.twitter.com/57QDb9Jqwm
— August Fagerstrom (@AugustF_MLB) June 24, 2015
Okay, 17 thoughts about this:
1. "They're healthy, so if one is good, 17 has to be good" is logic I can relate to SO HARD.
2. So is "don't throw up, don't throw up, don't throw up."
3. "They brought over nine boxes and there's six in each box. There's one box left."
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Wait, doesn't that mean Francona ate *48* popsicles? I'm not great at math but I'm pretty sure that's how that works.
4. I like how Francona's lack of popsicles means he no longer has concrete evening plans.
5. Or wait ...
Terry Francona's late-night snack intake: Last night: 11 low-calorie popsicles, 2 ice cream Drumsticks The other night: 17 low-cal popsicles
— Zack Meisel (@ZackMeisel) June 24, 2015
He figured out his plans later.
6. through 16. Popsicles.
17. I know Francona's had some health issues recently, so I hope he's feeling his best and the popsicle feasting is done happily and proudly. I mean, I'M proud of him.