THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU.
The Taco Bell line has not moved in 20 minutes and there is no way out. I am trapped.
— Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015
Yo @tacobell something's wrong at yr West Des Moines store. Been trapped in the drive thru for 30 minutes. People who can move are bailing.
— Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015
.@tacobell and the people who try to go inside aren't coming back out. What the fuck?
— Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015
.@tacobell This ain't fast food. I could have gone to a steakhouse and been eating by now. Not cool. No escape from this drive thru.
— Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015
.@tacobell there are literally a dozen cars stuck in this drive thru that can't leave unless everyone decides to back out around a curve.
— Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015
What's the fuckin hold up
— Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015
This is bullshit.
— Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015
.@tacobell an employee just fucking left. how the fuck?
— Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015
starting a kickstarter to hire a team of mercenaries to save @hollinger from @tacobell
— Neil (@armchairlb) June 6, 2015
I know the guy that runs the @tacobell account is a hero, so he needs to step up
— Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015
45+ minutes. Kill me.
— Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015
.@tacobell hey yo I'm gonna have to go back to the bar and get drunk again before I can eat this. assuming I ever get near food.
— Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015
There's no way out! One lane drive thru. https://t.co/Qw3bFVDtoj
— Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015
A CAR MOVED.
— Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015
A few people have walked out with food now. https://t.co/1QoJRLZTxO
— Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015
.@tacobell a drunk man is trying to organize everyone backing out. People coming from inside are warning that it's not worth it.
— Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015
.@tacobell I'm told there are currently two employees working at this extremely busy location tonight.
— Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015
2 employees. One walked out 20 minutes ago. Apparently this is just gross incompetence?
— Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015
Thank you all for your support.
— Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015
UNTIL FINALLY:
I ESCAPED! FUCK YOU @TACOBELL! IS @TACOJOHNS OPEN???????
— Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015
Hopefully our hero will find the late-night food he seeks. Also, hopefully this never, ever, ever happens to me. I would have to abandon my car and leave on foot.
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