How Dare We Enjoy Baseball

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Leaders don't need to be asked

In today's HOW DARE WE ENJOY BASEBALL, we discuss the implications of the Phillies leadership shaming Jimmy Rollins, we look at a fresh crop of last-minute panic rumors, and we watch a mascot catch...

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Injuries don't have to be the worst thing ever

In today's HOW DARE WE ENJOY BASEBALL, we start to worry that everyone is getting injured. Exploding shins, erupting elbows, trampled children, and more abuse than you can shake a crotch at all...

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The greatest double *BOOP* play you've ever seen

In today's HOW DARE WE ENJOY BASEBALL, we remember that baseball has the very best brackets, we look at Jose Iglesias and Patrick Corbin injury fallout, we #SMELLBASEBALL, and we love the...

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Lance Lynn's 10 strikeout day was GLORIOUS

In today's HOW DARE WE ENJOY BASEBALL, we marvel at Lance Lynn's ten strikeout day, we consider a Mike Trout extension, we laugh at kittens playing baseball, and we wonder what the best way to buy...

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Let's get awkward!

In today's HOW DARE WE ENJOY BASEBALL, we enjoy horrible apologies for horrible racist jokes, we listen to the saddest interview ever (you WILL cry!), and what exactly is going down in Philly with...

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Santana saves the day, Youkilis beautifies it

In today's HOW DARE WE ENJOY BASEBALL, we lose our minds about Ervin Santana signing with the Braves, we admire the statuesque beauty that is Kevin Youkilis in Japan, and we start to worry about...

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Spring training homers and Barry Bonds say hello

In today's HOW DARE WE ENJOY BASEBALL, we enjoy the best spring training homer ever, we notice the jovial turn-around in Barry Bonds' approach with the media, and we try to recruit Ervin Santana by...

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Ervin Santana, snot rockets, and dugout farts

In today's HOW DARE WE ENJOY BASEBALL, we ponder Ervin Santana's continued joblessness, we love HanRam's team chemistry efforts, and then maybe we watch some snot rockets and dugout farts if you're...

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Brett Gardner is The Brain from Animaniacs

In today's HOW DARE WE ENJOY BASEBALL, Ken Griffey Jr. has a bizarre and disheartening interview, we look at scout deployment and back injuries, and we brighten the day with jacked-up Harper and...

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Leave Ian Kinsler alone!

In today's HOW DARE WE ENJOY BASEBALL, we laugh it up at Ian Kinsler's expense, we see something filthy, we take a trip to the barbershop, and we try to remember: the tape is always rolling. YES!

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Russell Wilson loves baseball most.

In today's HOW DARE WE ENJOY BASEBALL, we love that Russell Wilson loves baseball most, we watch filthy curveballs in regular and slow motion, and we dissect the worst baseball cap of all time. YES!

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Baseball bikinis, field f/x, galactic destruction

In today's HOW DARE WE ENJOY BASEBALL, we admire a fine bikini selection by Kate Upton (totally SFW!), we speculate on how field f/x will be used, a little organic chemistry, and maybe watch a...

Carl Crawford is the Michael Jordan of baseball

In this weekend's edition of HOW DARE WE ENJOY BASEBALL, we enjoy Carl Crawford's beautiful slide technique, we remember what might have been, we discuss wild future stadium ideas, and we enjoy the...

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Bautistas, Trouts, puppies, and Ewoks

In today's HOW DARE WE ENJOY BASEBALL, we gawk at the first monster bautistabomb of the year, we realize that baseball puppies are the best puppies, and we remember that nobody looks angry when...

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Every day is a holiday with you, baseball

In today's HOW DARE WE ENJOY BASEBALL, we realize every day with baseball is already a holiday, Cashman knows what we know about the Yankees, and a late 80's commercial about baseball players...

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Home plate, ball-on-crotch collisions

In today's HOW DARE WE ENJOY BASEBALL, we're happy that needless violence at the plate has been stopped while we hypocritically enjoy a little ball-on-balls violence. YES!

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Trout for less than a $BILLION? Yeah, right.

In today's HOW DARE WE ENJOY BASEBALL, we look at Brett Gardner's extension, Mike Trout considering an offer less than a $BILLION, another look at how silly the Phillies are, and maybe some stadium...

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Braves sign Simmons, Rangers rotation on the ropes

In today's HOW DARE WE ENJOY BASEBALL, we appreciate a fine piece of defense with Andrelton Simmons, observe late off-season rotation panic with the Rangers, wonder whether umpires get even worse...

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Bo Porter is the new Trey Hillman

In today's HOW DARE WE ENJOY BASEBALL, we enjoy Homer Bailey's 6-year extension, that Astros Manager is the new Trey Hillman, we watch Bryce Harper's swing, and more! YES!

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HDWEB: Brian Roberts, starting 2B for the Yankees

In today's HOW DARE WE ENJOY BASEBALL: cuddling with puppies, panicking with the Yankees, trying to make sense of Craig Kimbrel and Rick Porcello, and more!

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HDWEB: Burnett, Drew, Dempster's teams will be OK

In today's HOW DARE WE ENJOY BASEBALL, we're reminded of the importance of spring training stats, why Ryan Dempster's 2014 absence isn't the worst thing ever, how to #BeRoyal, and more! YES!

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HDWEB: Derek Jeter overshadows A.J. Burnett

Today's HOW DARE WE ENJOY BASEBALL remembers Derek Jeter, realizes that nobody likes the A.J. Burnett-Phillies deal, asks which analytics your team should focus on, and more. YES!

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HDWEB: On beards, qualifying offers, and dolphins

Today in HOW DARE WE ENJOY BASEBALL: An important beard status update, looking at a potential fix for the qualifying offer system, some seriously cute things from the Tampa Bay Rays, an awesome...

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HOW DARE WE ENJOY BASEBALL ON FEB 11?

The rise of the WIN NOW compass, attendance shaming, paying for players when they're still good, someone famous said something dumb, today's smart things, and a neat way to search for pitcher GIFs...

HOW DARE WE ENJOY BASEBALL ON FEB 10?

Terrible choices, losing ten thousand games but still feeling pretty good about it, digging up the past, and Manny Mota on a tricycle all say we're going to enjoy baseball on February 10th. YES!

HOW DARE WE ENJOY BASEBALL ON FEB 7?

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Spring training is here, a beloved Hall of Famer has passed, we find baseball comics from the 1950s, a look at what kind of prospects today's stars were, and oh my god we're getting close to...

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