Now before you are overcome with lust over this picture of pulchritude, let me douse your sinful thoughts with the light of a completely shocking truth: that is only Florida Marlins rookie Logan Morrison sporting a lifeguard costume with what appears to be quite the untamed nether region.
It was all part of a gag put together by teammates Wes Helms, Will Olman and several other veterans. Morrison, along with the team's other rookies, were forced to wear an array of embarrassing costumes on the trip from Milwaukee to Atlanta.
Also in on the abasement were Scott Cousins in a flight attendant outfit, Alex Sanabia in what was described as "female boxing attire" which I can assume is regular boxing attire with a sports bra. In addition to those, Mike Stanton and Jose Ceda were togged up in Baby Huey-like in oversized "cry baby" get-up.
Here's the full tableau, in case you feel the need to get in on the hazing.