Greatest. Tweet. Ever.

Via Gaslamp Ball, we have this bit of Twitter wisdom from Padres center fielder Cameron Maybin:

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Never eat panda express shits had me feeling awful for 2 days back on my grind tomorrow,, We got action...

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Don't get me wrong, I enjoy scatology as much as the next fellow, even when it's not particularly (or at all) witty. More, maybe. But as Gaslamp Ball points out, this example is on a completely different level. Because the CEO of Panda Express, Tom Davin, is also one of the Padres' owners.

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Seriously, what were the odds???

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